D has been to a few Waterboys gigs, not to mention anti-fur demos, and done a lot of laundry.
H has made bread, had a swim or two at the beach, been to a couple of Waterboys gigs, and ... seen his wife do a lot of laundry.
Harold was beamed up by a UFO instead of the members of a sect sitting on his roof. Luckily, it's a boogie-woogie UFO, so he's staying in space.
Thor has lost his hammer, found it, lent it to a musician and gone on holiday. But when he needs it again, will it be there?
William has just been his charming old self. He has written a book about correct grammar and righteous living, of which at least one copy was sold in a clearance sale in Microscopicville.